<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155254576931229571</id><updated>2011-11-27T15:22:54.229-08:00</updated><title type='text'>stuff your parents say</title><subtitle type='html'>The older generation is supposed to share wisdom and provide guidance. Instead, we get this...</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5155254576931229571/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Linda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_U-TCLgocY9I/SLCL8s41fuI/AAAAAAAAAQA/xrtHaXQcxiA/s1600-R/n1398880757_57413_7726.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155254576931229571.post-6668606553361783416</id><published>2009-11-05T11:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-05T11:26:13.377-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The apple doesn't fall far from the crab apple tree</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  color: rgb(20, 20, 20); font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;div class="message_top" style="word-wrap: break-word; position: relative; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "&gt;&lt;div class="message" style="word-wrap: break-word; background-color: rgb(240, 240, 240); "&gt;&lt;div class="text" style="word-wrap: break-word; line-height: 1.3em; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 10px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 8px; margin-left: 1px; margin-right: 1px; "&gt;&lt;p style="word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; overflow-x: auto; overflow-y: auto; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" line-height: 14px; font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; overflow-x: auto; overflow-y: auto; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;Sally's influence lingers in me to this very day. My husband recently discovered that first-hand. After he noticed I was a bit grouchy, he made the mistake of telling me...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="combine" style="word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 3px; padding-top: 2px; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); "&gt;&lt;div class="ctime" style="word-wrap: break-word; float: right; color: rgb(143, 143, 143); top: 14px; margin-right: -3px; text-align: right; visibility: hidden; "&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;"Stop being a crab!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="combine" style="word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 3px; padding-top: 2px; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;My reply? "Stop being an idiot. The two are related you know."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div id="insert" border="1" style="word-wrap: break-word; "&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="message_bottom" style="word-wrap: break-word; position: relative; "&gt;&lt;div class="outgoingmessage_bottomleft" style="word-wrap: break-word; background-image: url(file:///Applications/Adium.app/Contents/Resources/Message%20Styles/Stockholm.AdiumMessageStyle/Contents/Resources/images/message_bottomleft.png); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: initial; width: 3px; height: 4px; position: absolute; left: -1px; background-position: 100% 0%; "&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5155254576931229571-6668606553361783416?l=stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/feeds/6668606553361783416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/2009/11/apple-doesnt-fall-far-from-crab-apple.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5155254576931229571/posts/default/6668606553361783416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5155254576931229571/posts/default/6668606553361783416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/2009/11/apple-doesnt-fall-far-from-crab-apple.html' title='The apple doesn&apos;t fall far from the crab apple tree'/><author><name>Linda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_U-TCLgocY9I/SLCL8s41fuI/AAAAAAAAAQA/xrtHaXQcxiA/s1600-R/n1398880757_57413_7726.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155254576931229571.post-8163943367790277091</id><published>2009-10-15T08:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-15T08:24:49.558-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mom the part-time nutritionist</title><content type='html'>Mom: "Are you hungry? There is pork in the fridge." &lt;br /&gt;Vegetarian Daughter: "Mom I still don't eat meat". &lt;br /&gt;Mom: "So it is in fridge just eat it."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5155254576931229571-8163943367790277091?l=stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/feeds/8163943367790277091/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/2009/10/mom-part-time-nutritionist.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5155254576931229571/posts/default/8163943367790277091'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5155254576931229571/posts/default/8163943367790277091'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/2009/10/mom-part-time-nutritionist.html' title='Mom the part-time nutritionist'/><author><name>Linda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_U-TCLgocY9I/SLCL8s41fuI/AAAAAAAAAQA/xrtHaXQcxiA/s1600-R/n1398880757_57413_7726.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155254576931229571.post-3715937441645841887</id><published>2009-10-15T08:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-15T08:21:22.289-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Relationships</title><content type='html'>"Men...they are all idiots. It just how much are you going to put up with is the question." &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;- Sally's advice to her 2 daughters&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5155254576931229571-3715937441645841887?l=stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/feeds/3715937441645841887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/2009/10/relationships.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5155254576931229571/posts/default/3715937441645841887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5155254576931229571/posts/default/3715937441645841887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/2009/10/relationships.html' title='Relationships'/><author><name>Linda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_U-TCLgocY9I/SLCL8s41fuI/AAAAAAAAAQA/xrtHaXQcxiA/s1600-R/n1398880757_57413_7726.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155254576931229571.post-3024023082839398988</id><published>2009-10-15T07:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-15T07:54:11.213-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Sex Talk</title><content type='html'>Mom: "Hey Kris, are you a lesbian?"&lt;br /&gt;Kris: " Uhhhh no."&lt;br /&gt;Mom: "Are you sure?"&lt;br /&gt;Kris: "Yeah."&lt;br /&gt;Mom: " Well you know you and Bridget look like a couple of dikes. Of course you're the lipstick but you look like dikes."&lt;br /&gt;Kris: "OooooKaaayyyy."&lt;br /&gt;Mom: "Well let me know if you change your mind."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5155254576931229571-3024023082839398988?l=stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/feeds/3024023082839398988/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/2009/10/sex-talk.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5155254576931229571/posts/default/3024023082839398988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5155254576931229571/posts/default/3024023082839398988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuffyourparentssay.blogspot.com/2009/10/sex-talk.html' title='The Sex Talk'/><author><name>Linda</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_U-TCLgocY9I/SLCL8s41fuI/AAAAAAAAAQA/xrtHaXQcxiA/s1600-R/n1398880757_57413_7726.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
