tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51552545769312295712024-03-07T22:32:07.678-08:00stuff your parents sayThe older generation is supposed to share wisdom and provide guidance. Instead, we get this...Lindahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16267677938891113110noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155254576931229571.post-66686065533617834162009-11-05T11:21:00.000-08:002009-11-05T11:26:13.377-08:00The apple doesn't fall far from the crab apple tree<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(20, 20, 20); font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:medium;"><div class="message_top" style="word-wrap: break-word; position: relative; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><div class="message" style="word-wrap: break-word; background-color: rgb(240, 240, 240); "><div class="text" style="word-wrap: break-word; line-height: 1.3em; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 10px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 8px; margin-left: 1px; margin-right: 1px; "><p style="word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; overflow-x: auto; overflow-y: auto; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px; font-family:'Lucida Grande';"></span></p><p style="word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; overflow-x: auto; overflow-y: auto; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Sally's influence lingers in me to this very day. My husband recently discovered that first-hand. After he noticed I was a bit grouchy, he made the mistake of telling me...</span></span></p><div class="combine" style="word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 3px; padding-top: 2px; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); "><div class="ctime" style="word-wrap: break-word; float: right; color: rgb(143, 143, 143); top: 14px; margin-right: -3px; text-align: right; visibility: hidden; "></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"Stop being a crab!"</span></span></div><div class="combine" style="word-wrap: break-word; margin-top: 3px; padding-top: 2px; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">My reply? "Stop being an idiot. The two are related you know."</span></span></span></div><p></p><div id="insert" border="1" style="word-wrap: break-word; "></div></div></div></div><div class="message_bottom" style="word-wrap: break-word; position: relative; "><div class="outgoingmessage_bottomleft" style="word-wrap: break-word; background-image: url(file:///Applications/Adium.app/Contents/Resources/Message%20Styles/Stockholm.AdiumMessageStyle/Contents/Resources/images/message_bottomleft.png); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: initial; width: 3px; height: 4px; position: absolute; left: -1px; background-position: 100% 0%; "></div></div></span>Lindahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16267677938891113110noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155254576931229571.post-81639433677902770912009-10-15T08:23:00.000-07:002009-10-15T08:24:49.558-07:00Mom the part-time nutritionistMom: "Are you hungry? There is pork in the fridge." <br />Vegetarian Daughter: "Mom I still don't eat meat". <br />Mom: "So it is in fridge just eat it."Lindahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16267677938891113110noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155254576931229571.post-37159374416458418872009-10-15T08:18:00.000-07:002009-10-15T08:21:22.289-07:00Relationships"Men...they are all idiots. It just how much are you going to put up with is the question." <span style="font-style:italic;">- Sally's advice to her 2 daughters</span>Lindahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16267677938891113110noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5155254576931229571.post-30240230828393989882009-10-15T07:51:00.000-07:002009-10-15T07:54:11.213-07:00The Sex TalkMom: "Hey Kris, are you a lesbian?"<br />Kris: " Uhhhh no."<br />Mom: "Are you sure?"<br />Kris: "Yeah."<br />Mom: " Well you know you and Bridget look like a couple of dikes. Of course you're the lipstick but you look like dikes."<br />Kris: "OooooKaaayyyy."<br />Mom: "Well let me know if you change your mind."Lindahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16267677938891113110noreply@blogger.com0